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1. I cannot watch people lick plain sugar. I feel like the way people feel when they hear the noise for a fork on a sufuria or finger nails on a black board.
The girl-next-door...
About Me
- Coco Malaika
- I'm your girl-next-door quietly observing, thinking, and writing.
Random things about me
Updated October 27th, 2012
2. I'm the biggest sucker for old school r n b. It's my life line. That aside jazz and neo-soul work for me as well.
3. I hate, loathe, despise, abhor smokies. Enough said.
4. I will be very rich. Very soon.
5. I'm a contradiction of sorts. I have a larger-than-life personality and at the same time i am very introverted. Depends on which i let you see.
6. I harbor a secret fantasy that one day i will learn how to play the tamborine.
7. If there is a female Peter Pan then it is me. The world is my playground and trust me, I play. Real hard, i might add.
8. Armadillos, duck-billed platypus, hyenas and warthogs are, to me, evidence of God's sense of humor.
9. I have lived everywhere. Born in the hood (K-South), moved to the countryside when i was 11 (Rongai, where the population of man to donkey was 1:11. Recent census shows it to be 3:13, an improvement, i suppose.)
10. I love cake so much. I can eat it as a staple meal. 3 times a day. I thank the good Lord that my sister is an awesome baker!
11. I love kids so much. Jabz says i've been brooding for years.
12. My idea of romance is cuddling in front of the tv and watching football, tennis or rugby, eating home delivered pizza and washing it down with some wine.
13. I know where I'm getting married. I even know the music playlist. I think I've finally settled on a particular dress. And venue. And style. And date. Hopefully.
14. Men are like toilets. They are either occupied or full of isht.
15. Given a choice between going out (at any time, any where) and curling up in my room with a good book, I'd pick the book.
16. I have a window seat in my bedroom which is where i spend most of my time. I've even blacked out there and my siblings looked for me till they gave up. Its really cool :)
17. I do not get angry. I get upset, irritated, hurt etc but not angry. I've gotten angry only twice and lets just say they still have the scars.
18. I'm arrogant like that. I think only like 5 people in this world have seen my truly vulnerable side.
19. I am totally and irrevocably in love. My nephew completes me.
20. I think Prisca is one of the funniest people alive. In addition, I discovered a completely crazy side to Rd. She has me in stitches!
21. If hell is a manifestation of a person's greatest fears and insecurities, then I pity Jabz and Prisca. Some of their fears are plain funny. Prisca: your hell will have bananas and dustbins and no water. Jabz: your hell will also have many dustbins and the loos will look like for a local and you'll have constant running stomach. Mine? It will just be full of smokies and pumpkins and AKON. Shudder!
22. I think Mr. Krhoda Bin Okoye has to be the greatest aspiring writer of our time. For more information please go to (Krhoda please insert website here). Btw we'll make you mad cash. I know people who know people. I just charge 20% of all earnings.
23. I am a very loving person. I'm touchy-feely and i love hugging and holding people. At this point i insert the fine print which will not be so fine after the black eye: i first need to invite you into my personal space. Don't you even dare touch me if i have not!
24. Luck is just but opportunity meeting preparation. Profound.
3. I hate, loathe, despise, abhor smokies. Enough said.
4. I will be very rich. Very soon.
5. I'm a contradiction of sorts. I have a larger-than-life personality and at the same time i am very introverted. Depends on which i let you see.
6. I harbor a secret fantasy that one day i will learn how to play the tamborine.
7. If there is a female Peter Pan then it is me. The world is my playground and trust me, I play. Real hard, i might add.
8. Armadillos, duck-billed platypus, hyenas and warthogs are, to me, evidence of God's sense of humor.
9. I have lived everywhere. Born in the hood (K-South), moved to the countryside when i was 11 (Rongai, where the population of man to donkey was 1:11. Recent census shows it to be 3:13, an improvement, i suppose.)
10. I love cake so much. I can eat it as a staple meal. 3 times a day. I thank the good Lord that my sister is an awesome baker!
11. I love kids so much. Jabz says i've been brooding for years.
12. My idea of romance is cuddling in front of the tv and watching football, tennis or rugby, eating home delivered pizza and washing it down with some wine.
13. I know where I'm getting married. I even know the music playlist. I think I've finally settled on a particular dress. And venue. And style. And date. Hopefully.
14. Men are like toilets. They are either occupied or full of isht.
15. Given a choice between going out (at any time, any where) and curling up in my room with a good book, I'd pick the book.
16. I have a window seat in my bedroom which is where i spend most of my time. I've even blacked out there and my siblings looked for me till they gave up. Its really cool :)
17. I do not get angry. I get upset, irritated, hurt etc but not angry. I've gotten angry only twice and lets just say they still have the scars.
18. I'm arrogant like that. I think only like 5 people in this world have seen my truly vulnerable side.
19. I am totally and irrevocably in love. My nephew completes me.
20. I think Prisca is one of the funniest people alive. In addition, I discovered a completely crazy side to Rd. She has me in stitches!
21. If hell is a manifestation of a person's greatest fears and insecurities, then I pity Jabz and Prisca. Some of their fears are plain funny. Prisca: your hell will have bananas and dustbins and no water. Jabz: your hell will also have many dustbins and the loos will look like for a local and you'll have constant running stomach. Mine? It will just be full of smokies and pumpkins and AKON. Shudder!
22. I think Mr. Krhoda Bin Okoye has to be the greatest aspiring writer of our time. For more information please go to (Krhoda please insert website here). Btw we'll make you mad cash. I know people who know people. I just charge 20% of all earnings.
23. I am a very loving person. I'm touchy-feely and i love hugging and holding people. At this point i insert the fine print which will not be so fine after the black eye: i first need to invite you into my personal space. Don't you even dare touch me if i have not!
24. Luck is just but opportunity meeting preparation. Profound.
25. I <3 my sisters. They are my support system. And Kui. And Jabz.
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